The New Godzilla Versus The Water Heater.
A Humorous Look at the New Godzilla Monster
What would happen in a showdown between Godzilla versus the water heater? With the release of the latest “Godzilla” movie from Warner Bros International, we took a humorous look at the legendary monster. We compare Godzilla to a water heater, with a tongue-in-cheek comparison of the different features of Godzilla versus the water heater.
We take a look at the new Godzilla monster and compare him to a water heater in terms of age, height, weight, demographics and other fun issues. In most cases, Godzilla is older, heavier, taller and generally superior to a water heater in every way.
Press Release Format
The piece was written in the format of a formal press release. We had a lot of fun with it. See our release here. Enjoy.
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